Good News everyone! StarCraft has spent the last week re doing our website. While most of his changes are behind the scenes (getting the page to run faster, giving us new tags, changing the plugins we use the whole site has a fresh coat of paint. For some strange reason he has has seen fit to give us all blogs. We tried this a few months back and it didn’t work. I don’t expect it to work this time either, but hey, I can’t spell and won’t care enough to proof read this so lets give it a go!
This will not be over quickly. You will not enjoy this
Today is Presidents day, and on days like this I realize how stupid most of the world is. In an effort to make my work more interesting I asked anyone who would listen, “In no particular order who the top 3 Presidents all time.” Over and over I kept hearing “Clinton”. Not wanting to upset anyone I would ask them to explain. The conversation would go something like this.
seriously, this was my day
I’m not trying to tell anyone they are stupid but holy shit?! Just quickly, does anything Clinton did equal the following?
- Freedom for the Slaves
- Ended the depression
- Made the Louisiana Purchase
- Built the Highway System
- Peacefully ended the Cuban Missile Crisis
- Founded the Nation
No one could honestly think that anything he did stacks up to that list, and its not to say he is a bad guy, but he wasn’t epic (yes I wrote these things in purple to make my point)! The only think I can think of is the people I asked had honestly never heard of Abraham Lincoln, FDR, Thomas Jefferson, IKE, JFK, or GEORGE MUTHERFUCKING WASHINGTON!
...but soon they will know him.
If you have kids, ask them today to tell you who the top 3 presidents are. If Abe Lincoln isn’t on it, toss them off a cliff. Anyway I’m bored, I’m gonna set up a chair on my porch and yell at kids who walk by my house.
-Fodder
